Public Service Announcement - New Strain of Virus
Information about "Gonorrhea Lectim"
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect-em" and it is a terrible obamanation.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008, but now most people (after having been infected for the past 1-2 years) are starting to realize how destructive this sickness really is.
It's unfortunate because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming out on the market called Votemout (pronounced "vote-em-out"). You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 - then simply don't engage in such dangerous and reckless behavior again; otherwise, it could become a permanent affliction and eventually wipe out all life in this country as we know it.
Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.
Please protect you and your family from this dreaded disease and sign the petition on the link below:
http://www.change.org/petitions/view/the_99ers_need_a_tier_v_added_to_unemployment_benefits
You will be glad you did.
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